Gags

Two Norwegian guys Eskild and Anders are lucky enough to test and review the new tablet from apple, the Ipad 2.

Here are a few features that are added on the ipad 2 Humongous.

• 27 inches screen – This is a breakthrough from the old ipad. It can still do what the old ipad can do but with enormous screen, it’s a first of its kind.
• Voice command picture editor – Editing photos never been this easy. With just a simple voice command such as, “mustache” it will automatically add mustache on your photo. Easy!
• Auto download good music – It will save you time searching for good music. If you have Justin Beiber it will automatically self destruct. Good stuff eh?
• Super Bass – OMG my ears!
• HD filming with Auto-edit – No more expensive editing software needed. The Ipad 2 does the job!
• And other cool apps like iRemote, iGPS, iMotivator, and my favorite, the iFire.

I can’t discuss all here, just watch the video below. Thanks to http://www.youtube.com/user/Exkild.

For more info on the real Ipad 2 check Ipad 2 @ petiksmode.com

Trying hard to jeje text? Here’s a new cellphone for you from jejecoms, it has a qW3rTy sliding keyboard optimized for jeje-texting. It’s a must have gadget for jejemons and jejemon wannabes. It is equipped with super jejeclear 7mega-bongga pixels camera and HD capable video capture and playback.

Do you want this phone? We are giving it out for free!! Gawin lamang ang mga sumusunod:

1. Dilaan ang kili-kili ng sampung beses, ibidyo ito at iupload sa youtube.
2. Huwag tumai ng limang araw, at sa ikalimang araw, umutot at ilagay sa garapon, takpan, alugin, pagkatapos ng 30 segundo buksan at langhapin ang utot. kailangan nakangiti habang hinihithit ang utot.
3. Mangulangot at tigman ito, dapat matamis ang lasa, kung hindi, ulitin ito hanggang makuha ang nais na tamis.
4. At dahil wla na akong maisip na mechanics, maari nang gawin ang panglima.
5. Kapag nagawa ang lahat ng nakasulat sa taas ulitin muli hangang sa maisip mo na niloloko ka ng author.

So there you go, easy di ba? Good luck!

Collection of Marriage Jokes for you guys. I hope you like it

Marriage – Part I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the
wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if
I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I
expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won’t be
home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when
I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?”

His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there
will be sex here at seven o’clock every night……….whether you’re
here or not.”

(DAMN SHE’S GOOD!)
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Marriage (Part II) Continue

I don’t know if this is true but it’s just hilarious! I have nothing against telemarketers, it’s only a joke.

I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.

ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.

ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T …

ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T …

ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?

ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.

ME: OK, hold on.
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I received this Pacquiao Jokes email from my friends just in time for my first gag entry, it’s hilarious! Joke Joke lang Manny

Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.

Aling Dionisia: Talaga?…gusto ko gumanda!

Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.

Aling Dionisia: At gaganda na ako?

Genie: Hindi. Babalik na lang ako.

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Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg?

Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA!

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Reporter: Nguang nanalo ka Manny, anong pasalubong mo kay Jinkee? Continue